January 2011
December 2010
Almost got arrested tonight
….I guess it’s true when they say be careful what you wish for
I feel like all adults have amazing stories from their teenage years to look back on.
When i’m older and someone asks me what I did when I was a teenager i’ll be like, “Uhh Tumblr?”
“If embracing all lifestyles will lead me to hell, then I’ll see you all there. It’s going to be one incredibly tolerant and happy inferno.”
—Alex Gaskarth
Whenever I go downstairs, my parents are like, "Oh look, she's out of the cave."
That awkward moment when someone compliments you and you don't know what to say back so you reply with "you too", even if it makes no sense.
I love the conversations I have with my best friend
Thea: I think I should find a coke dealer.
Me: WHAT?
Thea: I think i need a coke dealer. I need a drug that makes me high on life!!!
Me: That made no sense if you’re on coke you’re high on coke..not life..SILLY GOOSE
Thea: Well. Anyway, you know any coke dealers?
Me: Yea speed dial number 2 on my cell …RIGHT AFTER SANTA CLAUSE
1985
Bowling for Soup
IF YOU DON’T KNOW AT LEAST ONE WORD FROM THIS SONG, I LOOK DOWN ON YOU
I KNOW EVERY FUCKING WORD OH MY GOD
You never really notice how many curse words are in a song until you listen to it in front of your parents.
I need a vacation with friends, maybe that’ll help.
